Greg Norman Agrees to Divorce Settlement

Earlier this month, golfing legend Greg Norman ended his marriage to Laura Norman (now Laura Andrassy) in a Martin County court. The two had been married for 25 years. As Andrassy left the courthouse crying, she said of Norman and his attorneys, “I don’t know how they all sleep at night, I just don’t know.” Norman (The Great White Shark) smiled and said, “I’m happy, justice was served.”

The Shark looks like he is ready for a mulligan, as he told reporters that he would find another woman to rebound after the long fought out divorce. Giving his opinion of the divorce process, he noted, “There were some things said during this process that weren’t true, I never cut off her credit cards. Some damage was done with sensational headlines. I got questions from people. There’s always two sides to a story.” The Australian followed this with, “I’m going to have a cold beer.”

Circuit Judge Lawrence Mirman signed the divorce decree, and Norman was ordered to pay his wife Laura $600 million in total divorce payments.